{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
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