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Nessonas is a village and a former municipality in the Larissa regional unit, Thessaly, Greece. Since the 2011 local government reform it is part of the municipality Tempi, of which it is a municipal unit. Population 3,945 (2021). The municipal unit has an area of 172.675 km2. The seat of the municipality was in Sykourio.
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