{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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